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The Judge - Artist Rendering by Gabe Leonard

 

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Volume V - lunch

 

We went out to lunch
yesterday

And he complained about
everything

The table took too long

Same with the waitress

She brought soup and salad
quickly

that was a bright spot

The pasta sucked ...

I enjoyed the whole meal.

Watching a cranky old man
pissed about being disgruntled
is funny.

Other crotchety old bastards
seem to enjoy it

As if it’s a prize
won with endurance –

they’ve earned the right
to be considered grumpy

But it bugs John

People used to love him

Now he’s just a bald guy

Smokin’ cigarettes and
trying to pick up chicks

from the passenger seat
of a Volkswagon.

 

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